Ben Shoemate's Notebook

Since the economy is screwed and we're all going to hell in a handbasket anyways, there's only one election that really matters—the Rebel Party or the Imperial Party. Zazzle has these and dozens more Star Wars/election themed shirts, including the Obama-inspired "A New Hope," "Vote [Your Name] for Grand Moff '08" and many more (oh, there's an AT-ST Imperial Party shirt too, if you prefer it over the AT-AT, in which case we can't be friends because AT-ATs fucking rule). You can get any of them in a variety of styles, colors, or as buttons and mugs—look, just go here, I can't do all the work for you.