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Because you can't win the Civil War, end slavery, and heal the nation without a grizzly bear and an M-16.
Artist Jason Heuser, who goes by SharpWriter at the art website deviantART (and signs his illustrations as such), wants you to buy this and other prints, including George Washington ZombieHunter and Teddy Roosevelt VS. Bigfoot:
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Artist Jason Heuser, who goes by SharpWriter at the art website deviantART (and signs his illustrations as such), wants you to buy this and other prints, including George Washington ZombieHunter and Teddy Roosevelt VS. Bigfoot:
![Washington zombiehunter.png](http://assets.theatlantic.com/static/mt/assets/politics/assets_c/2011/03/Washington%20zombiehunter-thumb-600x398-45753.png)
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